I have noticed that you have a pool. I have also noticed that it is 90 degrees with 75% humidity. Now, I am a bit shy, but I would like to suggest myself as an excellent partner in pool shenanigans. I cite the following reasons.
- I have a huge collection of sunscreen since I am terrified of UVA and UVB rays.
- I can do really awesome things with seltzer water and a little juice (vodka/gin optional).
- I'm pretty funny most of the time.
- I have double jointed thumbs and elbows. While this is of little use to you, it is entertaining.
- I have all the Harry Potter books, as well as a fairly large collection of comic books that I would be willing to share.
- I'm new in town, and thus have not been poisoned against anyone (except the cat-hating neighbors), so you could mold me as you see fit.
- I'm a med student, so after August 1st, you might not see me again. Minimal effort on your part for a pretty awesome friend.
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You sound slightly like that Adam Sandler/Chris Farley SNL skit, "the Herlihey Boy."
"Why won't you let me stay at your house? You won't even know I'm there."
I kind of felt like Adam Sandler/Chris Farley...plus it was hot. Still is, actually.
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