Too much to learn, too little time. Today I forgot the word "nose." Seriously. Yesterday, I forgot the word "pen." Med school makes you dumber. I also occasionally forget how to conjugate verbs in ENGLISH, a language I have spoken since I decided to speak at age 2.

You have a pterygopalatine fossa. Does it make you think of dinosaurs?

We've started making "Silence of the Lambs" jokes in anatomy lab. Does this mean we're nuts?

I've had a disembodied hand in my hair.